Rapper, Eva Alordiah, replies her haters with a poetic piece

Eva Alordiah is not just a rapper, she is a good writer if you ask me, she posted a video on her instagram page on vals day, to celebrate the day with her man ceaser, but it didnt go down well with some ladies, they slammed her, Eva wont have anyone disrespect her so she gave a poetic response

Eva wrote

"I understand that none of you have ever had the yearning to Eat your boyfriends like I eat mine.

Quite a number of you do not even have boyfriends and from the tone in your many comments, GuuurrRl!! It is not hard to understand why!

I feel your pain Because even I have bled from the same vein

But unlike you I didn't go around pouring hate and the bitter kola taste of an impertinent spirit into every girl who had one, like I would palm oil into a frying pan.

Instead I saw her and wished it were me

I Said to God, I want that too!

And when, after many a great hits and misses with boys, like a learner on a tennis pitch who just can't quite hit the ball right, I finally met a man who swept the-single-and-searching-rug off my feet..

And made me say Yes I commit

And Lord Oh Lord, every time I see him I know that I gotta Eat!! And so I eat, when I want to shaNor be everytime the thing dey chook me like that.

Sometimes I like to eat fast, Sometimes I like to eat slow, Other times I am undecided which tempo to go.

Like traffic on third mainland bridge at 8.AM from Ikeja, Go - slow…no, stop for a while for no reason, Go fast…Go slow again.

Anyway,I don't know how long this feast would last, But it has been served me like the buffet at an Igbo Wedding reception with Food cooked by Isoko women and I intend to eat and eat and eat for as Long as the Food is in sight.

I pray God blesses you with someone who would make you eat them the F out! Say Amen, say it nauuuu you know you want to ��

Hey C @mr_ceezerleo

Thanks for letting me eat again. Tonight, the moon had a subtle glow about it. Daalu o?."

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